Funny Text Messages – Funny SMS

Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.

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Santa- A photographer on a funeral.
Santa is busy taking snaps,
suddenly people start beating him. Why?
Each time he took a picture he said SMILE PLEASE!

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Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

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Its funny when people discuss over love marriage and arranged marriage. It is like asking a person if he would like to hang himself or shoot himself.

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Husband wanted to call the hospital
to ask about his pregnant wife,
but accidently called the cricket stadium.

He asks, “How’s the situation?”

He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply.

They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,
hope to get another 7 out by lunch,
last one was a duck!”..:-P
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Sardar wish: When I die, I want to die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was driving.
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Smile to old means Respect

Smile to child mean Innocence

Smile to friend means Care

Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!

Still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ey oy
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Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Sardar: Why did you come so far. Insted you could have posted it.
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Difference between Friend & Wife

U can Tell ur Friend
“U r my Best Friend”
But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
“U r my Best Wife?”
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Somedays before 15 Aug:
Sardar to flag seller: I want a big flag.
Saleman showed him a variety of different sizes.
Sardarji: You have more colours?
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Misuse of English!

A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
“Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure”:D
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1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME… just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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