Today Funny Text Messages

Tomorrow exam’s cheat today!

Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?

studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:-)
———————————————

Best day to propose a girl

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
———————————————

YOU ARE REALLY BITCH

U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*
———————————————

Silent message for all students

A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing
that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p

A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
———————————————


NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN

Nobody teaches
Volcanoes to erupt,
Tsunamis to devastate,
Hurricanes to sway around
&
no one teaches
How to choose a Wife,

NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN.
———————————————

Ghalib’s girl friend late on date

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?

Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
:-)
———————————————

Interesting line on girl’s T-shirt

Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)

Twitter Digg Delicious Stumbleupon Technorati Facebook
This entry was posted in English SMS, Funny SMS and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink.

6 Responses to Today Funny Text Messages

  1. Pingback: Tweets that mention Today Funny Text Messages | Rafaqat -- Topsy.com

  2. Luci says:

    Toller Post den du da erstellt hast. Wuerde gerne eigentlich deinen Feed abonieren aber irgendwie sehe ich ihn einfach nicht obwohl ich meiner Meinung nach jetzt eigentlich ueberall geschaut habe.

  3. how much should i weigh says:

    dang sweet info man.

  4. veterinary technician says:

    I’ve recently started a blog, the information you provide on this site has helped me tremendously. Thank you for all of your time & work.

  5. school grants says:

    Great site. A lot of useful information here. I’m sending it to some friends!

  6. TomPier says:

    great post as usual!